A Web Hosting Holiday Carol
Posted by Kevin Hazard, December 21st, 2006
I think we may have outdone ourselves this holiday season.
Sure we have the amazing $5 deal running for shared hosting, and the $20 reseller plan (with rebates) is one of the best in the biz. We have celebrated Festivus with the Site5 community. Our corporate site’s halls are decked for the holidays… but something is missing. I know what we need! Go grab a cup of hot apple cider or egg nog or hot chocolate, cozy up to a fire or your computer monitor, and join us in a holiday carol.
One of my good friends, Jared Milos, took an old holiday classic and “tweaked” it a bit for Site5. While we could offer it via iTunes to make millions of dollars, we really wanted to share the Site5 spirit with the citizens of the internets. Without further ado, we give you the first Site5 Hosting Carol!
A Site5 Hosting Carol
Site5’s hosting all your websites
While you’re out shoveling the snow
We’ll be online, so go replace the lights
That burned out twelve months ago.
Everybody knows it’s crazy in the holidays
We’re just trying to be nice.
You’ll be searching a parking lot maze
As we keep an eye on your site.
You know that hosting can be lame…
So we do everything we can to make it change
Site5’s the best host that you can find
So you can choose us and have peace of mind.
And now we’re offering you this cheesy song
Since we are fun and goofy too.
Other hosts can’t compete as Site5 sends along
Happy Hosting to you! (yeah…)
If you would like to download the song and spread it virally like… a virus… You can get it HERE (Right-Click, Save As…).
Nothing I could possibly say could top the hilarity of that song, so I will just stop right here.
Enjoy!
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8 Responses to “A Web Hosting Holiday Carol”
December 21st, 2006
Yeah. I’m going to spread your ad. Right.
December 21st, 2006
I believe you forgot the “Bah Humbug” Mr. Scrooge. We aren’t trying to sell you anything. If you didn’t enjoy our humorous romp into the recording industry, I give you full permission to not share this post with anyone in that you happen to run into.
I just tried to email you with an explanation of the blog post’s purpose… Looks like you were one step ahead of us by creating a crafty anonymous email address and name. If you went through the trouble of spoofing the IP address from which you sent the comment (which is probably what you did since your post didn’t come from one of those rare north pole ISPs), I give you a standing ovation.
December 21st, 2006
That’s the best, least boring mission statement I’ve heard ever. Creativity points!!! as well as fun points.
December 24th, 2006
Why the AOL graphic?
December 24th, 2006
Happy Holidays!
December 25th, 2006
I’m not seeing an AOL graphic–where is it coming up for you?
December 28th, 2006
The song is brilliant!
January 5th, 2007
funny song.i like that