Site5’s Oregon Trail

Posted by Kevin Hazard, March 30th, 2006

Ever seem like your software development plays out like a game of Oregon Trail on an Apple IIe?:

HaXOrCder has died of Dysentary…
Your wagon tipped as you attempted to ford the river and you lost 3 models and 2 controllers…
Pace: Grueling
Here Lies: m45t3rpr0gr4M|\/|3r
Food Remaining: 100 oz of Red Bull

With the holy grail of a perfect, amazing, l33t program at the end of the trail… maybe even more satisfying than the Hi-Res O-Trail screenshot:

Oregon Trail Final Screenshot

Now I am as much of a programmer as I am a gourmet cook (and to put that in perspective, the pinnacle of my cooking ability is grilled cheese with a side of cheetos), but I can observe with the best of ‘em. With that in mind, I simply make the Oregon Trail statement because, we have survived to the end of the Backstage Development Trail to find these screenshots… You will have to forgive us if they are not quite as nice as the graphics on the Apple IIe… we tried to replicate them, but I fear we failed miserably.

Entrance

Backstage Entrance

Dashboard

Backstage Dashboard

Account Permissions

Backstage Permissions

Manage Accounts

Manage Users

Access NetAdmin Accounts

Backstage NetAdmin Index

NetAdmin Loading

Backstage NetAdmin Loading

NetAdmin Through Backstage

Backstage NetAdmin

MultiAdmin Through Backstage

Backstage MultiAdmin

phpMyAdmin Through Backstage

Backstage phpMyAdmin

Webmail Through Backstage

Backstage Webmail

That’s right boys and girls… It is awesome, and yes, phpMyAdmin and Webmail work through the system… Surprise! It’s now available for all Site5 accounts… Jealous? Want one NOW? Try our 11GB disk/ 400GB bandwidth SuperHosting Xtreme plan with full functionality for only $7.77/mo by ORDERING HERE! Be the first on your block to experience Site5’s Backstage.

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